The "PG Explanation" of What Happened.
Today I was very unproductive. My computer was out of commission for about 5 hours. Why?
Well, here's the PG version of the story (and an account of what I believe happened):
Christine announced that Lady Gaga was doing another concert in NYC. I was like "cool!" and went to look up information about the concert.
Suddenly a pop-up appears that says a "virus" was detected on my computer and I needed to fix it by scanning it.
Fortunately I'm smart enough to recognize malware when I see it and I immediately call IT to come fix it.
So I don't touch any of the pop-ups. Close all the programs and windows I'm in except the malware.
I look away for 2 seconds.
I look back and... VERY "unsavory images" begin to pop-up on my screen.
Me: OH SH*T.
Computer: HOORAH! UNSAVORY IMAGES!
So I began to frantically close windows. Then I log-out so nothing else will pop-up. IT comes 10 minutes later. I log-in for him... more... "unsavory images" and me saying "omg! I swear I didn't do anything!"
He tells me he can fix this in 30 minutes. I say, "ok, I'll go eat lunch and come back in 30 minutes."
I return 30 minutes later.
He's still there, but tells me to try to log-in.
I log-in. MALWARE IS STILL THERE. (SOB!)
He tells me to go find another computer to work on and he'll come get me.
I go to the other side of our office and end up chatting with someone near the elevators. Suddenly I see the IT guy carrying my CPU...
Me: Oh Sh*t.
Computer: Weeee! We're going on a trip!
IT guy explains the IT department wants him to take the computer downstairs to fix...
Unfortunately that left me computer-less for another 3 hours.
After a crazy 5 hour ordeal, my computer is back to normal and I never ever ever want to look up Lady Gaga tickets online ever again.